Parents aren't any better

This is currently doing the rounds on email - parents absentee messages. Let's not be too harsh on our little ones with spelling mistakes and all ... turns out parents aren't any better at writing :-) The following is a collection of absentee messages from schools around the world.

(don't know who to credit this for - just got it by email)

My son is under a doctors care and should not take PE. Please execute him.

Please excuse Promise for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please excuse Sipho being absent on Juneuary 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.

Please excuse Glorious from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Blessing for a few days from PE. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

Edwed has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Moses was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Millicentia cout not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

Philemon will not be in school today cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Justice Friday from schoo. He has very loose vowels.

Enjoy,

Stef