Top 10 Things not to say after your partner has had a baby
1. Are you sure it’s mine it doesn’t look like it?
2. She is so cute can we have another?
3. When is your tummy going to go down, is there still a bubby in there?
4. Your boobs are big can I touch them?
5. When can we have sex?
6. Can you feed her tonight I’ll do her next one in the morning!
7. When can we go away just the two of us?
8. I’m going out with the boys for a drink on Friday – I won’t be late!
9. What’s for tea?
10. Things around the house are sliding aren’t they?